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greatwhiteprivilege:

*accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt*

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cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

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blkdzn:

Also there is nothing wrong with being clingy and wanting attention. We are human it is normal to want to be loved. The issue is yall keep seeking attention from people who don’t deserve yours

Posted 10 hours ago

Now we have four Sailor Guardians.

(Source: a-world-of-our-very-own)

Posted 10 hours ago

newpoliticks:

me: thanks for existing. im sorry thats so nerdy.
frank: hey, no it’s not. you too.

Posted 10 hours ago

ultrafacts:

Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Posted 10 hours ago

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

Posted 10 hours ago

frustrated-fallen-angel:

pie-and-perdition:

sekahyyh:

cardsofclow:

decencybedamned:

HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON

  • wantonsexually immodest or promiscuous
  • wontona type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines

YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

either way, things are sure gonna get

steamy

GET OUT

no come back that was gold

Yes, please, come back and marry me.

Posted 10 hours ago
why do girls go to the bathroom together
Anonymous asked

cygnahime:

starcrossed-sky:

chester-ann:

lovelikeacandle:

legolasstar:

jointheyoutubefamily:

troyetroyetroye:

unofficialfabulousness:

tyleroakleyismyqueen:

  • to keep out the creepers trying to sneak a peak into the girl bathroom while your peeing
  • to have a feeling of security
  • to have a place to talk where the boys can’t hear
  • to have someone to help with either your hair, outfit or makeup
  • to gossip in safety
  • to cry in safety
  • to talk about the hottie in your algebra class
  • to get away from the forever judging society filled with antifeminists for a few moments
  • to tell each other you look like sluts and need to tone down the cat eye and pull up your shirt without the chance of other people hearing
  • to tell a secret
  • possibly because you both have to go to the bathroom

Also to rap battle

To sacrifice the males

To have lesbian sex

To open the Chamber of Secrets

To enter Narnia

To make you paranoid

Because we’re secretly two halves of an alien whole and must return to our true form once every twenty-four hours.

so we can take turns demorphing and remorphing in safety

Posted 10 hours ago
  1. LOTR Fandom: Our movies are great! We love them
  2. Hunger Games Fandom: Us too! We're really grateful to have such an amazing series so far
  3. The Book Thief Fandom: Our movie was literally perfect
  4. The Maze Runner Fandom: I can't WAIT until our movie gets released! The author said there are a few small differences but that's fine, he said they only took out unimportant things
  5. Harry Potter Fandom: WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH OUR MOVIES SUCK THERE ARE ENDLESS THINGS THAT SHOULDVE BEEN IN THE MOVIE THEY DIDNT PORTRAY HARRY AS SASSY AS POSSIBLE AND VOLDEMORT WAS SUPPOSED TO DIE A MORTAL DEATH AND DUMBLEDORE ISNT AS ERRATIC AND MYSTERIOUS
  6. LOTR Fandom:
  7. Hunger Games Fandom:
  8. The Book Thief Fandom:
  9. The Maze Runner Fandom:
  10. Every fandom:
  11. Percy Jackson Fandom: *breaks down crying*
  12. Avatar The Last Airbender Fandom: Man too bad we never got a movie
Posted 10 hours ago

galaxys4:

darn it i just saw a private part on the internet

Posted 10 hours ago

trombono:

chen000:

chen000:

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions

image

this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

(Source: hydrangea7)